I Decided To Quit Smoking

MICHAEL ALiAN KEITH
4/23/2013
9:33 am

I Decided To Quit Smoking

I already quit the weed when I left Washington. After that I found a bit of willpower at the bottom of my right brain. What better to use it on?

And I already feel better. Maybe in a few months I'll be back in Championship shape like I was 20 years ago. The rest of the body is certainly ready for it.

candle

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2013
9:37 am

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Good luck to you, AA! I quit over a year ago. Blu e-cigs helped.

flower

MICHAEL ALiAN KEITH
4/23/2013
9:48 am

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Quitting the weed has really helped me want to. After I quit drinking I paired the smokes.

I moved from WA back to FLA and it's not legal here so I decided to end that habbit. Now that I have gotten over that this is the biggest thing left that I need to throw out of my life.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2013
4:55 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Bad move. You should smoke as much as possible.

So what are you doing with your self in Florida?

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2013
5:48 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

No weed?!?!

hippybanana

MICHAEL ALiAN KEITH
4/24/2013
12:44 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Nothing but food, non-alcoholic drink and air.

I'm going all natural now so I can be sure to outlive my trolls.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
1:12 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

I take comfort knowing the bane of this forum spends all day smoking cigarettes, swilling coffee & eating Slim Jims. Eat up, HO!!!!

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
2:10 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

^^^clueless idiot projecting his own daily toxic diet... rofl


and fwiw, you pathetic bandwidth waster....I quit smoking in December of last year.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
2:12 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Shore you did, crumpybottom!

rofl

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
2:19 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

2:12/ASH lives in a false reality regarding what other people are doing in their personal lives, because he can't even deal with the harsh realities of his own skewed life.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
2:31 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Suc a dic idiot

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
2:33 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Those poor dogs!

Ruby
4/24/2013
5:12 pm
Avatar for Ruby

I Decided To Quit Smoking

My doctor said if you can't quit cold turkey, don't even bother trying.

Good luck, OP! I never could.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
5:18 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

and fwiw, you pathetic bandwidth waster....I quit smoking in December of last year.


So, you used to smoke the dogs before you ate them??

lecter

Now you "use" them for pleasure...tsk, tsk, tsk.

damned

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
5:36 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

^^^5:18 CONTINUES TO CREATE HIS OWN PERSONAL HELL WHILE MAKING ELAINE'S FORUM HAVE THE GROTESQUE STENCH OF HIS DEMONIC SOUL.

How's your life btw AC.... you fetid idiot. chuckle

Solomon Rose, Killer Jew
4/24/2013
9:45 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

^^^5:18 CONTINUES TO CREATE HIS OWN PERSONAL HELL WHILE MAKING ELAINE'S FORUM HAVE THE GROTESQUE STENCH OF HIS DEMONIC SOUL.


Oy vey!

You hate this place, but can't seem to leave. It looks to me like you're the one in HELL.

heliomam
4/24/2013
9:47 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

I can't leave because someone might be talking about me or my labia!

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
9:57 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

and ironically faux 'heliomam'....YOU ALWAYS ARE! lol


being the fixated fool(s) that you and your ilk are.

You're all holding this forum hostage with your fixation on one person, and can't keep yourselves from turning Elaine's forum into a 'Ho House'... chuckle

whatever...no skin off my back that you're obsessed idiots.

helio
4/24/2013
10:04 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

*rubs 8" clit in excitement until limburger juice sprays everywhere*

hyper

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
10:07 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

^^^faux 'helio' fantasizing that he's a woman with a 'clit' larger than his own appendage.


chuckle

Michael O'Donaghue
4/24/2013
10:32 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

STFU and GTFO, loser! kickass

Michael O'Donaghue
4/24/2013
10:33 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

^^^ I forgot to add that HO is a cunt-faced motherfucking dick wipe

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2013
11:32 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Michael O'Spew-a-Pew has control issues.

KKKKKKKKKK///////
4/27/2013
4:19 am

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Its good you said "I decided to" and not "I need to" or "I had to" I wish you good success, I "wish I wanted to decide to" stop smoking.

Anonymous Coward
4/27/2013
2:02 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Archie, you fat impotent fuck. STFU and GTFO. kickass

Solomon Rose, Killer Jew
4/27/2013
2:10 pm
Avatar for Solomon Rose,  Killer Jew

I Decided To Quit Smoking

Michael O'Spew-a-Pew has control issues.


Who?

BoB
4/27/2013
2:58 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

There are many people who'd like to start smoking but just don't know how. They've become addicted to non-smoking. Many try very hard to start smoking but fail to do so!

Don't be desperate!

There is help, right here at AE!

Praise The Holy Pipe! ...

and become a happy smoker ....


bob

Anonymous Coward
4/27/2013
6:08 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

GOOD LUCK, OP

DON'T STOP BELIEVING

HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING

LET GO OF THE NICOTINE

headbang santaclaus patpat sheep horray

MICHAEL ALiAN KEITH
4/29/2013
10:49 am

I Decided To Quit Smoking

I failed.

koolaid


But I am smoking far less now.


I have to think of it as a drug.


Maybe that will help me quit some time.

Kirk Lazarus
4/29/2013
4:51 pm
Avatar for Kirk Lazarus

I Decided To Quit Smoking

I already quit the weed when I left Washington. After that I found a bit of willpower at the bottom of my right brain. What better to use it on?


yah zah weeds is teh not addictive, dawg.

OK here's a free 2cent tip.

if you really want to quit cigs... don't tell ANYONE. do the Nike thing. but don't speak of it.
I know who I am! I'm a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude.

Marlboro Man
4/29/2013
5:06 pm

I Decided To Quit Smoking

OP, JUST REMEMBER, TOBACCO COMPANIES EMPLOY MANY DISGRUNTLED WORKERS

ANGRY WORKERS WHO PUT THINGS LIKE DIRTY DIAPERS IN THE TOBACCO SHREDDING MACHINES

OP, YOU'RE SMOKING BABY SHIT WHENEVER YOU LIGHT UP

HEY, I'M NOT JOKING, I WISH I WAS - DIRTY DIAPERS

THAT'S WHY THEY MIX CHEMICALS INTO THE TOBACCO, THINGS LIKE FORMALDEHYDE

TO KILL ALL THE GERMS THAT MIGHT OTHERWISE KILL YOU OUTRIGHT

GERMS FROM ALL THE DIRTY DIAPERS AND SNOT RAGS THAT DISGRUNTLED WORKERS TOSS IN

LIKE I SAID, I WISH I WAS JOKING

shithappens

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