Man Harnesses Flatulence for Electricity!

I ate fava beans to beat the band, then I stuck a hose in me bung, then I powered up a Tesla coil with the lit emissions, using a transducer coil to generate amps and volts, that's how I run my train set. I hope to win some sort of science prize some day, I'm a real genius of gas mining, didn't even have to frack a thing.

Tomorrow I'll be inserting a garden hose enema, I'd like to go for the big time, see if I can power up the air conditioner, summer will be here before you know it, wish me luck.